Thursday, 1 January 2015

9 Questions You Should Not Ask A Girl On A First Date

They include


1. How much do you weigh?

I don’t even like being asked this question by my own doctor, so it definitely isn’t okay for you to do so. Just like age, weight ain’t nothing but a number.


2. If I got you pregnant, would you have an abortion?


3. What’s your name again?


4. Wanna go back to my place?

“We won’t have s*x, I promise.” Dude, that ain’t the issue right now. The issue is the missing persons report my

mother may have to file tomorrow morning. Maybe I watch too many serial killer specials on TV, but the

possibility is totally real. Right?


5. Is that your real [insert body part here]? Always assume yes. We’re happy with our deception, so play along.


6. Are you a feminist?

Just because I haven’t been salivating over your tired pick-up lines and sad seduction techniques doesn’t mean I’m automatically a man-hater. Excuse me for having some standards.


7. Can I kiss you?

If you have to ask, odds are that the answer is probably no. While some girls may like the respectful nature, others

consider confidence sexy. Go in for the kill. The worst that can happen is that you’ll get rejected. I know this is like

the end of the world for you, but you’ll live to see another day.


8. Wanna split the bill?

I’m all about being “I am a woman, hear me roar”, but if you invite me out, I’m expecting you to cover all expenses.

Especially if we’re just grabbing snacks. I mean….c’mon

now!


9. How old are you?

This ish isn’t cute. Don’t ask us our age.


10. Are you a virgin

Please save this for another date.




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